The other day, I was at work, which basically entails slowly walking the entire perimeter of the store and asking people if they are finding their plastic interlocking blocks alright.
About five minutes into my shift, I had reached the Toy Story section. Unfortunately, we don’t have all the Toy Story sets. We only have Buzz Lightyear’s spaceship, some army guys, a train, and that remote control car from the first movie.
A customer noticed me walking about like an automaton and beckoned me over. He asked me if we carried a particular Toy Story set that was not on the shelf. To be specific, 7596 Trash Compactor Escape.
Take one second, if you will, to look over the various little details and doodads the set contains. Now, direct your attention to the right of the set. Specifically, the part where we see Hamm being lowered into a pit of fire.
A pit of fucking fire.
Yes, kids and adults, you can re-enact the scene where a large part of your childhood pretty much almost got incinerated. You know what I’m talking about.
This fucking scene.
Have fun with your Legos, kids.